John Ashcroft has had drapes made to cover two semi-nude statues in the Great Hall of the Department of Justice. Cause you know, he wouldn't want to make a speech standing in front of a statue that had, like, a breast exposed. That's not art, that's some kind of pre-version and it's just not right. Lucky that Ashcroft now has the authority to spend eight thousand dollars of taxpayer money hiding it from our tender eyes.
Sheesh. As Opine Bovine said, this would be funny if he weren't the attorney general of my freaking country. For instance, if he were the attorney general of someone else's country. Then it would be funny.
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