Salon.com has finally done it: published the stupidest article about low carbing imaginable. An amazing feat considering the lack of stupid anti-low carb myths (you're not allowed to eat vegetables! bacon at every meal! your kidneys are going to explode!) in said article.

Instead they compare Atkins to hacking. Tediously. With a seemingly endless supply of (ahem) cute metaphors. "Overclocking your body." "Reprogramming yourself." "New metabolic pathway." "Operating your body out of spec."

Excuse me while I throw up my high-protein breakfast.