Q: How do you know you've been watching too many soaps?
A: If you're upset with someone, you turn your back on them and face a window while talking to them.
No, I don't do that. Just saw it on TWoP and thought it was hilarious. My addendum would be, every time someone asks you a really important question, you pause for 20-30 seconds and stare at them, wait for commercial, then answer.
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