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overheard today in Target, conversation between a couple with separate shopping carts:

she: I've got my phone, we can call each other when we're ready.

he: I don't have my phone.

she: Oh. Okay.

he: That's even better.

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Phil said:

she: How's that better?
he: It's better because now we have to be *aware* of each other being in the Target space, planning to reunite before long. With the phones, we'd just forget about each other until somebody called.
she: You're really going to think about what I'm doing in housewares while you're in groceries?
he: Yes.
she: Do you really think this will help our relationship?
he: Yes.
she: I love you.
he: You're so much cooler than my other girlfriend.

Gina said:

OMG. I am ROTFLOL.

Jeff and I coordinate activities in Target via cell phone! (But that wasn't us. I swear.)

Sarah said:

hee, I think I would have recognized you!

I got an ironing board on that trip yesterday. I tried to get the ironing board last, but still ended up doing a little browsing while carrying it under one arm and a basket in the other. At one point I had to back out of an aisle because I couldn't turn around! The ironing board was too wide. At least I didn't knock anything (or anyone) over with it.

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