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the ultimate dork

Yes, I am the ultimate dork. I am live blogging America's Next Top Model. Right now! Except it's on the DVR so I'm about 20 minutes behind.

8:00 Previously, Nicole tripped! Tocarra was fat! Ann didn't suck so bad! Cassie went home! Seven girls remain; who will be eliminated tonight?

8:01 nah nah nah .. wanna be on top!

8:04 who the heck is that? Tyra's mom? Well Tyra's mom thinks it's OK to do nothing to help bulemic Cassie. So I guess it's OK.

8:07 News Flash: Yaya does not know all the answers. Or at least, should pretend like she doesn't. And Amanda looks cheap. Ha!

8:10 we finally learn something about Nicole: she hates Jessica Simpson. Good call.

8:17 When will they ever learn, Europe is not funny?

8:18 hey, Century 21! I love that place.

8:21 Norelle calls Yaya annoying, Tocarra can't pronounce Gaultier, and I still hate Amanda.

8:27 "Are we working with her, or the spider?" Sheer genius.

8:33 wait a sec. Ann is making fun of Eva for being afraid of a spider? Ann who clung to Eva when she was afraid of flying? Does this mean Eva is out of Ann's wedding?

8:34 he said Amanda looks commercial -- that's the kiss of death! They hate her too! Ha!

8:38 it's the stupid Cover Girl makeup tip with Jay Manuel and the generic Eurotrash model. "I lahv the vay dis glides right ohn!"

8:43 Whoa, what happened to Tyra's hair! Oh good, tell us the prizes. I'm sure no one remembers what they are, it's been so long.

8:45 hats? the final challenge is to wear hats? Jeez, I guess I could be a top model too.

8:47 they hate Tocarra this week, but they hate Ann more. So there's still hope.

8:53 now Yaya has to apologize to the hat. what the? Next week: Ann writes a mean message in the hat's low carb brownies and makes the hat cry!

8:55 two girls, one photo, one hat.

8:56 Crap! how could they pick Ann over Tocarra? Me no likey.

8:59 next time: people argue, pack your bags y'all, who cares. Tocarra's gone! Sob.

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2 Comments

christa said:

it's so funny you live-blogged this, because i missed the first 10 minutes. so thanks! :-)

i was utterly bummed that toccara got the boot, but she hadn't been workin' it for the last couple of weeks. still, i think she deserved to stay on more than ann did... ann to me is an amalgam of a zillion women soccer players.

and yeah... wtf was up with tyra's afro?!?

and for my money, i saw too much of janice's boob tonight. i couldn't tell whether i was seeing scars or cellulite or what... but it looked weird.

Gina said:

It's your fault I watched this and the cute "exhuberantly figured" one got cut -- I cry I cry.

Ok not really. Was entertaining. But sad in the end.

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