March 28 movie: The Prodigal. Has it really been over a month since I wrote up a movie? Yikes. Well at least I have a good one to get me back into it. The Prodigal is one of the best Biblical movies out there. And by "best," I mean "flimsiest excuse to string together endless scenes of sin and debauchery." It's the story of what happened to the prodigal son, before he came back and became all prodigal and had a party thrown in his honor. Apparently he ran off to the big city and fell for Lana Turner, high priestess of Astarte. Who was the pagan goddess of sexy ladies. There's not much to this movie except Turner in her skimpy high priestess outfits, but isn't that enough? Turner also gets the line of the movie: "I've never known so useful a body slave."
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