October 21 movie: Van Helsing. BW Ventril was right: this movie has everything. Everything! It's got Dracula, Dr. Frankenstein and the monster, werewolves, vampire bat creatures, James Bond-meets-steampunk type gadgets, superheroes, it just kept going.
It was kind of like a deranged Abbott & Costello movie: Abbott and Costello Meet The Wolfman and Frankenstein and Dracula and the Vampire Bat Creatures. It wasn't just bad, it reveled in badness. Gloried in it. It was a glorious celebration of bad. All Van Helsing lacked to be absolutely perfect was mummies. Mummies and Godzilla.
I'm glad you agree with Ventril. I hear he's good people. And it's true, this movie really does have it all. I think I need to own it.