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the two mrs. carrolls

July 21 movie: The Two Mrs. Carrolls. This thriller starred Barbara Stanwyck as The Dumbest Woman Who Ever Lived. If you just figured out that your husband (a very twitchy Humphrey Bogart) had murdered his first wife and was trying to murder you in the same way, and said twitchy husband wasn't there at the moment, and you had ample cash, which would you do:

  1. Call a cab and get the hell out of there.
  2. Call the cops and ask them to get you the hell out of there.
  3. Go into the next room where your old flame happens to be, (and he's really worried about you), and ask him to get you the hell out of there.
  4. Lie to your old flame that everything is okay, and send everyone away so you can be alone with your twitchy murderous husband.

If you picked #4, you're the Dumbest Woman Who Ever Lived! Just like Barbara Stanwyck in the movie!

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