A new twist on that "search for your name" thing: google on "unfortunately [your name]" and grab the first ten results. Mine would have looked a lot different before a certain someone who shares my name chose to run for national office last year.
- Unfortunately Sarah wasn’t there when we were visiting but Bea kindly showed us around.
- Unfortunately Sarah and I arrived late to the concert and missed most of the film.
- Unfortunately, Sarah and Aldous have chosen the same place to spend their vacation. They're on a collision course with wackiness!
- Unfortunately, Sarah got so much water in her boat while upside down that she tipped over on an easy rapid.
- Unfortunately Sarah is a "Liteweight".
- Unfortunately, Sarah suffered much brain damage that she was diagnosed with cerebral palsy and epilepsy.
- Unfortunately Sarah’s not telling the truth.
- Unfortunately, Sarah does not have that luxury.
- Unfortunately Sarah does not demonstrate any of qualities to be a Vice President of this great country.
- Unfortunately, Sarah took these and many other fascinating facts with her to her grave.
(These are the first ten results, but I confess I reordered them to create a little mini narrative. About a perpetually late liar who tipped over her boat because she had cerebral palsy, and took these facts to her grave.)
((Thanks to raynorgrace for the meme.))
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