Since there's no Top Chef and no Project Runway, we've been watching Make Me a Supermodel. It's somewhat like America's Next Top Model, but so much better. For one thing, MMAS casts (mostly) actual models. And the prize for best photo of the week is an actual go-see, and a few of them have actually booked the job.
Both shows have a former supermodel among the judges: Paulina Porizkova on ANTM, and Jenny Shimizu on MMAS. Shimizu tends to come out with random words of advice that are both genuinely helpful and deliriously strange. My favorites so far:
"Even if I were alone in my house, I would not do that." (said of a jazz-hands / Batusi performance on the catwalk.)
"A threesome is something you really do not want to do. Someone is always the third wheel." (may only apply if Madonna is one of the other two.)
"Soft bunnies ... soft bunnies." (think of them to relax your face.)
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