it worked for sex education, why not?

Study: Abstinence-Only Lunch Programs Ineffective At Combating Teen Obesity

"It's not the government's place to step in and tell my kids about food and how it's okay in moderation or whatever," said Woodbridge PTA member Steven Bray, a father of two students. "My son's going to learn how to eat the same way I did--by watching monkeys do it at the zoo."

--The Onion (of course)