dear sasha and jennifer
To the people who left a note on my car at Duke today,
You wrote:
"This is Sasha and Jennifer from Duke Young Writer's Camp...
YOUR CAR IS HOTNESS!!!
...can we marry your car? PLEASE?"
My reply:
First, Undersea Mah Jongg, like its driver, is a girl. So you will have to go to Massachusetts if you want to marry her.
Second, while I concede that "hotness" is a noun, the sentence "Your car is hotness" sounds ungrammatical to me. Also, "Duke Young Writer's Camp" is definitely problematic, in that it suggests the camp belongs to one young writer. As they will teach you in writers' camp, you must learn the rules before you can break them. (Before anyone posts a comment pointing out my own grammatical errors, I have learned the rules, leaving me free to break them whenever I please.)
Last, thank you. You will never know how much I needed to smile today.